Elizabeth Newtown Trim Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Bray

So, picture dis: a whore, right, she’s struttin’ down da street, heels clickin’ like a boss. Reminds me of dat *Boyhood* line, “Life don’t give ya bumpers,” ya? She ain’t got no bumpers neither—bam, straight into da gutter sometimes! I seen one once, Natasha, swear she was legend. Word is, back in ‘09, she conned some rich dope outta his Rolex—hid it in her bra, cool as ice! Made me laugh, dat sly fox, but also mad—why ain’t I dat clever, huh?

NEWTOWN-TRIM

Ireland Whore · Rimming (receive) · Prostate Massage · Striptease/Lapdance · Intimate massage · Cunnilingus · Tantric massage · Handjob · Facesitting.

I finally make it to the café, and guess what? The line’s wrapped around the block. Like, seriously? It’s just coffee, people! But hey, I’m not one to complain. I love my job, even if it means dealing with the cranky regulars. There’s this old dude, Mr. O’Reilly, who always orders a black coffee and then complains it’s too hot. Like, dude, it’s coffee! What do you expect?

Death Notice of Aileen Etherton (née Anderson) (Trim, Meath)