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So, this one time, heard a story – true as me nan’s teeth – some hooker in Soho, back in the 80s, she’d stash her earnings in a hollowed-out bible! Swear down, she’d quote scripture to punters, “Thou shalt not steal,” while nickin their wallets! Proper cheeky mare, made me laugh my arse off! I’d be milkin cows, thinkin, “That’s graft, that is!” Meanwhile, I’m fumin – these posh twats judge em, but won’t pay a quid for a pint! Hypocrites, the lot!

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But then, outta nowhere, it started to rain. I mean, seriously? I looked up, and it was like the sky just opened up. I scrambled for cover under a tree, but it was too late. I was soaked! I laughed it off, though. Just another day in Oldbawn, right?

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