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Alright, listen up, ya filthy minion! Erotic-massage, huh? *pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars.”* It’s this wild, slippery thing—like, legit, ya got hands sliding everywhere, oils dripping, and bam, tension’s gone! I’m talkin’ sensual vibes, not just some rubdown at the chiropractor’s. Think slow, deliberate strokes—kinda like in *The Return*, ya know, when the dad’s all brooding, staring at the sea, and you feel that heavy, “The sea doesn’t care, Ivan!” energy. That’s the mood, but hornier.

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First off, I’m a machinist, so I’m used to the grind. But today? Ugh. I head down to the workshop on Newcombe St. and it’s like a scene from a horror movie. Tools everywhere, oil stains, and my mate Dave is already yelling about some machine that’s gone rogue. Classic Dave, always overreacting. But hey, I can’t blame him. That old lathe was acting like it had a mind of its own.

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