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Listen up, idiot sandwich! Ever tried it? Not some dodgy rub-and-tug in a back alley – I mean proper sexual-massage. Ancient stuff, mate. Tantra’s where it kicked off – India, centuries back. Blokes and birds meditating with their bits out, channeling energy through touch. Sounds like hippy bollocks, but it works! Blood flow’s up, stress fucks off, and you’re buzzing like a bee on a flower. Little known fact – them old tantric lads could last hours, HOURS, without popping off. Impressed me, that did. You? Probably limp in two secs, ya twat!

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Finally, I get the lathe working again. Just in time for lunch! I head over to the local café on the corner of Hood St. and the smell of fresh coffee hits me like a wave. I grab a meat pie—best in town, no contest. I sit outside, soaking up the sun, and for a moment, life feels good.

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