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I’m tellin’ ya. Buddy. It’s no joke. Got this chick once. Masseuse. From some shady joint. In Bangkok. 1998. True story! She’s rubbin’ me down. And I’m thinkin’. Holy crap! This ain’t normal massage! She’s got tricks. Like she’s channeling Eli. That vampire kid. Sneaky. Smooth. “Let me in.” She whispers. I’m like. Woah! Chill out! Heart’s poundin’. Happy as hell tho.

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First off, I hit up the local café on Strand Road. You know, the one with the best scones? Yeah, that one. I order my usual—coffee and a scone. But guess what? They’re out of scones! Like, how do you run out of scones in the morning? I’m standing there, all grumpy, thinking, “What’s next? No tea in Ireland?”

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