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So, picture this—me, sittin there, thinkin, “This is my design,” like some brothel-munchin mastermind, plottin how it detoxes your liver. Surprised the hell outta me when I found out it’s got more vitamin C than oranges—take that, citrus snobs! I’m over here, yellin at my lab notes, “You’re not gonna believe this!” Kinda funny, right? Imagine a brothel pimp, pushin greens instead—ha! “Don’t pee on my leg,” I’d snap at doubters, “this shit’s legit!”

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After my muffin disappointment, I decided to stroll down to the seafront. You know, the one by the Bull Island? It’s gorgeous there. The waves were crashing, and I thought, “This is it. This is life.” But then, outta nowhere, a seagull swoops down and snatches my muffin! I’m standing there, mouth agape, like, “Did that just happen?” I was so mad! I mean, who does that?

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