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Alright, listen up, you degenerates! Erotic-massage—yeah, it’s a thing. Slippery hands, dim lights, some poor sap thinkin’ it’s therapy. Everybody lies, right? They say it’s “relaxation,” but c’mon—those moans ain’t from stress relief. Watched *The Hurt Locker* last night, and hell, it’s like defusing a bomb. One wrong move, boom—awkward boner! Kathryn Bigelow gets it—tension’s the game.

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After that, I’m back on my chair, trying to catch a breather. But then, I hear this loud crash. I look over, and some dude just knocked over a whole table of snacks. Chips everywhere! I’m talking about a full-on snack massacre. I can’t help but laugh. Like, who even does that? But then I see the vendor, Mr. O’Reilly, looking like he’s about to lose it. Poor guy. He’s been selling snacks on Ratoath’s Main Street for years. I help him clean up, and he’s like, “Thanks, mate. You’re a lifesaver!” I’m like, “Nah, just a snack saver.”

Death Notice of Dave Ward (Ratoath, Meath)