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So, I tried it once, right? Some chick in a dim room, candles flickerin’ like cult vibes from the movie. She’s rubbin’ my back, and I’m like, “This ain’t no moo-cow milkin’, darlin’!” Made me happy as hell—tension gone, bam! But then, she whispers some weird mantra—straight outta *The Master*—like, “Man is not an animal.” I’m thinkin’, “Lady, I’m feelin’ pretty animal right now!” Laughed my ass off, couldn’t help it.

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But then, disaster strikes. I’m walking back, all happy and stuff, and I trip. Yup, right on the cobblestones of the square. My basket goes flying, and strawberries are rolling everywhere! I’m scrambling to pick them up, and people are staring. I’m like, “Hey, it’s just a fruit explosion, no biggie!” But inside, I’m dying.

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