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So, here’s the deal—erotic-massage ain’t just some backrub from your Aunt Sheila who’s got arthritis and bad aim. Nah, it’s this whole *thing*. Sensual, slippery, hands everywhere—like, *everywhere*. Little known fact: it’s been around forever, man! Ancient Rome had these bathhouses where they’d slather ya in oil, rub ya down, and probably whisper sweet nothings in Latin. “Veni, vidi, vici,” but make it sexy, ya know? I read that somewhere—blew my mind! Imagine Caesar gettin’ a happy ending—wild!

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Anyway, I finally get to the shop, and it’s a mess. Tools everywhere, wood shavings like confetti from a bad party. I’m like, “Who’s been partying in here?” Turns out, my buddy Dave was working late last night. Classic Dave. He’s always leaving a trail of chaos.

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