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I’m drivin off, thinkin—man, this is nuts. Coulda been home watchin “Boyhood,” sippin a brew. “There’s no road,” Mason’s mom says in the flick—damn right, no road here neither! Just me, a gal, and some cash. Fool me twice? Hell no—shame on me, ain’t happenin. What a night, buddy—crazy, stupid, and true.

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An ordinary clerk hires a gorgeous prostitute for one night. When that night is over, he doesn't want to let her go. She agrees to stay with him, but her boss.

I’m about to call him when I see this little kid running around. He trips and falls right where Yossi said he did. I’m like, “Whoa, maybe Yossi wasn’t lying?” But then the kid just gets up and starts laughing. Kids, man. They bounce back like rubber balls.

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