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So, I tried it once—D’oh!—total mess! Lady’s like, “Relax, Homer,” but I’m all tense, thinkin’ bout Marge catchin’ me. Felt like a freakin’ donut gettin’ glazed, ya know? Slippery as hell—oil everywhere! Little fact: they use weird stuff like almond oil, not even donut grease! Surprised me, man, thought it’d be all fake and porny, but nah, it’s legit chill. Got me happy—muscles all loose, like after a good nap. But then—D’oh!—she hits a knot, hurts like hell! “That’s a bingo!” I yell, straight outta Inglourious Basterds. She’s confused, I’m laughin’—classic me.

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While I’m waiting, I overhear this couple arguing. They’re going back and forth, and I’m just sitting there, eating my fries, thinking, “Y’all need to chill.” But then, they start laughing. Turns out, it was just a silly misunderstanding. I love that about El-ad. People are real, you know?

In East Jerusalem, the settler project is expanding underground