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Last time I got one—holy crap—masseuse had hands like a freakin’ wizard! Slippery, warm, pressin’ spots I didn’t know existed—made me wanna yell, “it’s a moral test!” like in Dogville. Felt so good I almost cried—then got pissed ‘cause it ended too soon! Cost me a chunk o’ cash too—$80 for 30 mins, ugh, robbery! Still, worth it—left me floatin’, all chill n’ goofy.

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First off, I’m cruising down Ben Gurion Blvd, thinking about my coffee fix. I mean, who can function without caffeine? Not me! I stop at this cute little café on the corner of HaNassi St. The barista, this dude with a wild beard, totally messes up my order. I asked for a cappuccino, and he gives me a black coffee. Like, what am I, a monster? I’m not trying to drink tar! So, I’m standing there, fuming, and he’s just smiling like he’s the king of the world. Ugh.

Previously: 5 goals against Hapoel Haifa