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About Haifa

Yo, what’s good, fam? Young Mula Baby! I’m sittin’ here, stockbroker vibes, countin’ stacks, but let’s rap ‘bout sex-dating, ya dig? It’s wild out there, like tryna trade penny stocks blindfolded. You swipe right, hope she ain’t a ghost, catfishin’ like a shady broker. Sex-dating’s a hustle, a game—half these apps got me feelin’ like, “The children watch us, ashamed.” Straight outta *The White Ribbon*, that creepy-ass flick I stan, where every move’s judged, heavy vibes, ya feel me?

The best little whorehouse in Haifa

First off, I’m cruising down Ben Gurion Blvd, thinking about my coffee fix. I mean, who can function without caffeine? Not me! I stop at this cute little café on the corner of HaNassi St. The barista, this dude with a wild beard, totally messes up my order. I asked for a cappuccino, and he gives me a black coffee. Like, what am I, a monster? I’m not trying to drink tar! So, I’m standing there, fuming, and he’s just smiling like he’s the king of the world. Ugh.

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