Zoey Holon Brothel ❤️

About Tel Aviv

Ever wonder who built ‘em first? Some randy sod, prolly—haha! Bet he was a laugh, pimpin’ in breeches. Me, I’d rather watch ‘em from afar—safer, less crabs, savvy? What ye think, mate? Brothels—gold mines or rat traps? Either way, they’re a bloody riot!

Avant Garden

This year, we are bringing a two-part gift: Veg Out and The Brothel. Veg Out is our daytime gift, where we will be serving cool, fresh vegetables to overheated Burners. And at night, our .

Then I hit up the local café on Ben Gurion. You know the one? The one with the best coffee in town. I order my usual – a cappuccino, extra foam, please! But the barista? She’s havin’ a rough day too. She spills milk everywhere. I’m like, “Girl, it’s not a crime to be clumsy!” But she just laughs it off. I mean, I get it. We all have those days, right?

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