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Ey, Gabagool? Ova here! So, sexual-massage, huh? Lemme tell ya, it’s a freakin’ trip. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout it, like that slow-ass ride in “Once Upon a Time in Anatolia”. Ya know, that scene where they’re drivin’, lookin’ for a body in the dark? That’s how it starts, man – quiet, tense, ya don’t know what’s comin’. Then bam, hands on ya, oil slicker than a Jersey diner floor. It’s all legal-like in some spots, but shady as hell in others. I heard this one joint in Atlantic City got busted – cops found a freakin’ ledger, names, dates, happy endings listed like pizza orders! Made me laugh, fuckin’ idiots.

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Patrick Erlandsen was arrested for allegedly committing two sex offenses while performing massages. Officials believe there can be more.

First off, I head to the workshop on Rehov HaAliyah. You know, the one with the old oak tree out front? Yeah, that one. I’m just settlin’ in, ready to get my groove on, when BOOM! The power goes out. Like, seriously? It’s 8 AM, and I’m already in the dark. I’m fumblin’ around, trippin’ over tools, cursing like a sailor. I mean, come on, I just wanna make some barrels, not wrestle with the shadows!

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