Everly Mevasserettsiyyon Brothel ❤️

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“Almost Famous” pops in my head—“The only true currency is what ya share!” Brothel gals share plenty, heh, but it ain’t free! Imagine Penny Lane struttin’ in there, all mysterious, droppin’ lines like, “You’re too sweet for rock’n’roll!” I’d laugh my butt off. D’oh! Fun fact—Victorian times, fancy brothels had secret codes, knock twice, wink, sneaky stuff. Surprised me—thought it was just bangin’!

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Also the hotel is not within walking distance of anything except strip clubs/brothels. There are no restaurants, not even fast food ones, within walking.

While I’m waiting, I decide to grab a coffee from that little café on HaRav Kook Street. Best coffee in town, no joke. I order my usual – a double espresso, extra shot. I’m feeling fancy. But then, the barista spills it all over the counter. I’m like, “Dude, really?” I mean, I get it, accidents happen, but come on! I need that caffeine fix!