Delilah Nazerat Illit Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Rishon LeZion

So, check it – I’m in the stables, yeah, muckin’ about, and this horse, Whore, he’s a right diva. Little known fact, fam – horses like him can sleep standin’ up, but Whore? Nah, he flops down like a drunk uncle at a weddin’. Caught him snoozin’ once, legs all twisted, lookin’ like a prat – nearly pissed meself laughin’. “The real protagonist is time,” Jep says in the film, and Whore’s livin’ it, takin’ his sweet time to get up, lazy git. Makes me ragin’, ‘cos I’m there waitin’ to check his hooves, but also happy, ‘cos he’s chill as fuck.

First off, I hit the streets of HaGalil. It’s like, the main drag, ya know? I’m just strolling, coffee in hand, feeling all artsy. Then BAM! I see this street performer. Dude’s juggling flaming torches. I’m like, “Is this a circus or what?” I mean, who juggles fire at 9 AM? But hey, I’m not judging. I toss him a shekel. He winks. I’m blushing.

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