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About Petah Tikva

Gets me riled tho—blokes actin’ all high n mighty outside, then payin’ for it inside. Hypocrites, eh? Makes my blood boil. But—ooh!—the girls? Crafty as Shu Lien in *The Assassin*. “A shadow moves before the light.” They’re runnin’ the show, fleecin’ punters blind. We swears! One lass—heard this yarn—slipped arsenic in a geezer’s gin. Bloke stiffed her on coin, ended up stiff himself—ha! Proper dark comedy that.

The Brotheler Guide

A man was yesterday given a two-year jail term suspended for four years and fined Lm for allowing a hotel in Marsascala to be used as a brothel.

Finally, I ditch the car and hoof it. I’m speed-walking, dodging tourists and their selfie sticks. Seriously, if I see one more person trying to get a pic with the White Tower in the background, I might lose it. It’s just a tower, people! But whatever, I get to the café, and guess what? They’re outta my favorite croissants. Ugh! I settle for a dry bagel. Not the same vibe, ya know?

Flamingo joins swimmers in Gozo's Ramla Bay