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Alright, listen up, ya little pervs – erotic-massage, huh? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout it, and lemme tell ya, it’s like “Joy” from Inside Out tryna run the show while “Disgust” is screamin’ in the back – sharp retorts, “Don’t pee on my leg and call it rain!” Ya know, it’s all touchy-feely, slippery hands, oils everywhere – sounds like a damn spa gone rogue. I mean, who even came up with this? Prolly some ancient perv in a toga, rubbin’ olive oil on his buddy, goin’, “This’ll relax ya, bro!” Fact is, they say Cleopatra got erotic massages with honey – sticky situaiton, right? Bet that made her real happy, buzzin’ like a queen bee.

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First off, I’m cruising down Herzl Street, and I’m already late for a meeting. Typical. I’m chugging my coffee like it’s the last cup on Earth. I hit a red light at the intersection with Jabotinsky, and I’m like, “C’mon, man! I got numbers to crunch!” I’m tapping my fingers on the steering wheel, trying to channel my inner Zen, but it’s not working.

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