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Alright, y’all, lemme break it down—sex-dating, whew! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout them apps, swipin’ left, right, like it’s a dang cattle auction. How’s that workin’ for ya? I mean, folks out here tryna find a quick hookup, but half the time they end up with a catfish or some creep who ain’t showered since Obama was prez. Makes me madder’n a wet hen! I reckon it’s like that line from *12 Years a Slave*— “I will survive, I will not fall!”—‘cept these folks ain’t survivin’, they just fallin’ into bad dates and worse beds.

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After that chaos, we decide to hit up the beach. Yeah, Rishon has a beach! It’s not Tel Aviv, but it’s got its charm. We grab some snacks from a vendor on the promenade. I get a falafel, and it’s the best I’ve ever had. Like, how do they make it so good? I’m munching away, and suddenly, I see this guy trying to impress a girl. He’s doing all these tricks with a frisbee. Spoiler alert: he fails miserably. The frisbee hits a seagull, and the bird goes nuts! I’m dying laughing.