Fatima Safed Prostitute ❤️❤️

About Petah Tikva

Little factoid for ya—didja know prostiTution’s been around since, like, FOREVER? Ancient Rome had brothels, called ‘em lupanars—fancy, huh? Blows my mind! She’s dodgin’ cops, creeps, and STDs—like defusin’ bombs in Iraq, “one last ride” vibes from the movie. Surprised me how SMART she was, too—street savvy, playin’ the game. I’m over here yellin’, “You go, girl!” in my head, nasal screech on blast.

Rahab the Prostitute

Subjects include a year-old prostitute, ex-Amish women, OCD clowns, and Dave Matthews Band tour bus driver Jerry Fitzpatrick.

Then, I hit up the ancient cemetery. Yeah, I know, sounds morbid, but hear me out. It’s peaceful there. I’m walking among the tombstones, and I spot this one that’s all covered in flowers. It’s for a rabbi or something. I’m standing there, feeling all philosophical, like, “What’s the meaning of life?” Then I trip over a rock. Classic me, right?

IDF warns residents of Safed, other northern communities to remain close to bomb shelters