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So, erotic-massage—bit of a laugh, bit of a tease. Hands sliding about, oils everywhere, and I’m sat here signing to meself, “What’s this poncey nonsense?” Little known fact, right—back in the 80s, some geezer in Thailand got busted cos his “massage parlour” was just a front for a right naughty racket. True story! Coppers stormed in, found more than sore backs, I’ll tell ya. Makes me chuckle, that—imagine the cop’s face, “Oi, you ain’t kneading dough here, mate!”

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Then, I thought, “Let’s hit up the market on HaMaccabim Street.” Best decision ever! Fresh fruits, veggies, and the smell of spices everywhere. I’m in heaven! I grab some pomegranates and a bunch of herbs. I’m feeling like a chef or something. But then, I see this old lady trying to haggle for a cucumber. I mean, come on! It’s a cucumber! But she’s fierce, man. She’s like, “I’m not paying more than 5 shekels!” I’m cracking up.

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