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Ey, Gabagool? Ova here! So, brothel, huh? I’m thinkin’ ‘bout them joints, right? Like, you walk in, it’s all smoky, dames everywhere, smellin’ like cheap perfume and desperation. Reminds me of that flick, *Certified Copy*—y’know, Kiarostami’s deal? That line, “It’s not the original, but it’s close enough,” fits perfect. These girls, they ain’t the real deal, not like some classy broad, but they’re playin’ the part, y’know? Actin’ like they give a shit. Makes me laugh, fuckin’ phonies.

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Tel Mond est un village israélien du District centre situé près de Tel Aviv. C'est un conseil local depuis Il se trouve dans la plaine du Sharon, à hauteur de Netanya, à mi chemin entre Missing: brothel.

So yeah, Tel-Mond, you crazy little city. You gave me a wild ride today. I wouldn’t trade it for anything. Just gotta watch out for those potholes next time!

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