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What pisses me off? Catfishers, man! Dudes pretendin’ they’re hot chicks, wastin’ my time—I’m over here plannin’ a sex-fest, and it’s some hairy bloke named Dave. But when it works? Oh, precious, it’s gold! Hooked up with this gal once, total fire—met at a bar, she whispered, “We’re only chauffeurs,” like in “Holy Motors.” Thought she was nuts, but damn, we fucked like movie stars. Best night ever, swear on me mum!

First customer rolls in. It’s this old dude, Yossi. He’s a regular, always orders a Goldstar. He sits at the bar, and I’m like, “What’s up, Yossi?” He goes, “Just trying to survive another day.” Classic Yossi.

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