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About Rishon LeZion

Yo, what’s good, fam? Sexual-massage, man, it’s wild! Like, I’m talkin’ straight-up chaotic absurdity—Eric Andre vibes, ya feel me? It’s a dangrous gig, no cap, hands slippin’ everywhere, oil slicker than a politician’s lies. I’m obsessed, tho—gets me hyped! Reminds me of *Moonrise Kingdom*, that Wes Anderson joint—my fave, hands down. You got two weirdos, Sam and Suzy, sneakin’ off, touchin’ each other’s souls, but make it physical, right? “I love you, but you don’t know what you’re doing”—that’s the vibe I’m gettin’ from some rookie masseuse tryna rub me down. Hilarious!

I drag myself outta bed, throw on my favorite “I love hummus” shirt, and head to the bar. The place is called “The Oasis” – kinda cheesy, but whatever. I’m the only bartender, so I gotta hustle.

Maccabi FOX Tel Aviv’s game against Beer Sheva was postponed