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So, sex-dating – it’s like fishin’ with a net full o’ holes! Ye cast it out on them apps – Tinder, Bumble, whatevs – hopin’ t’ snag a fine catch. But half the time, ye get a soggy boot or some scallywag ghostin’ ye after a “hey sexy.” Makes me mad as a shark with no teeth! Back in me day, ye wooed a wench with a wink an’ a stolen ruby – now it’s all “u up?” at 2 a.m. Pathetic, aye? But then – THEN – there’s them rare gems, them dates where ye click like a flintlock firin’. Had one meself once, savvy? Lass named Eliza, met ‘er on some app, an’ she had a laugh like cannon fire – BOOM! Made me happy as a pirate with a full hold o’ grog.

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After what feels like an eternity, the Wi-Fi comes back. I’m typing like a madman. I’m in the zone, you know? Then, I hear this loud crash outside. I run to the window, and there’s a guy on a bike who just wiped out on the sidewalk. I can’t help but laugh. I mean, dude, Tiberias isn’t that hard to navigate!

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