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So, I tried it once—don’t judge, Marge deserves fun too! This chick, total pro, had oils smellin’ like heaven. Little factoid: ancient Egyptians used erotic-massage with lotus oil—fancy, right? Got me all “ooh la la,” but then—ugh!—she charged extra for “special vibes.” Made me mad as hell! I’m like, “Lady, I ain’t made of cash!” Reminds me of Robert Ford whinin’, “I ain’t no hero, Jesse!”—well, I ain’t no millionaire, sister!

After that chaos, I decide to take a break. I stroll over to the local café on HaGalil Street. Best coffee in town, no joke. I order my usual—double espresso, extra shot. I need it. While I’m waiting, I see this cute dog outside. It’s a fluffy little thing, wagging its tail like it’s got a secret. I’m thinking, “Man, I wish I could be that dog. No spreadsheets, just chasing squirrels.”

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