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About Tel Aviv

So, erotic-massage – lemme paint ya a picture. It’s all bout them soft lights, oils slicker than a Texas pig, an’ somebody’s hands goin’ places yer mama wouldn’t approve! I got mad once, y’all – this one gal charged me double, said it was “extra sensual.” Extra sensual my left foot! I was hotter than a two-dollar pistol, but then she started kneadin’ my shoulders an’ – lordy – I melted faster than butter on a biscuit. How’s that workin’ for ya, huh? Worked for me, I’ll tell ya what!

But then, I remember the last time they promised a park. It turned into a construction site for like, two years. I mean, come on! Can’t we just get a nice place to chill without all the drama?

Volume 124 Year 2012 Yoqne‘am ‘Illit