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So, picture this – me, David Brent, in the office, yeah, preaching synergy, but secretly I’m daydreaming bout a sexual-massage sesh. Not yer creepy back-alley nonsense, nah, this is classy – proper trained pros, all legit, like. Did ya know, right, in ancient China, they reckoned massages like this could unblock yer chi? True story – some emperor got so hooked, he had a lass on payroll just for that! Mental, eh? Makes me chuffed – history’s got me back!

After that chaos, I decide to take a break. I stroll over to the local café on HaGalil Street. Best coffee in town, no joke. I order my usual—double espresso, extra shot. I need it. While I’m waiting, I see this cute dog outside. It’s a fluffy little thing, wagging its tail like it’s got a secret. I’m thinking, “Man, I wish I could be that dog. No spreadsheets, just chasing squirrels.”

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