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About Tel Aviv

Ever think ‘bout the rules? Some brothels got ‘em— no fightin’, no stealin’ (ironic, comin’ from me, eh?). One had a sign: “Pay up or walk the plank!”—swear it, I saw it meself! Made me cackle like a madman. But truth is, it’s a gamble, savvy? Could be a night o’ bliss or a knife in yer ribs. “This is the day you almost caught Captain Jack,” I muttered, dodgin’ a drunkard’s fist once.

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Then, I stroll down to the market on Ha’Rishonim Street. It’s buzzing, man! Fresh fruits, veggies, and all that good stuff. I’m eyeing some pomegranates—so juicy, so red. But then, this kid runs by, knocks into me, and my phone goes flying! I’m like, “Dude, watch where you’re going!” But he just laughs and runs off. Kids these days, right?

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