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About Petah Tikva

What pisses me off? The hypocrites. Dudes preachin purity by day, slinkin in by night. “The fish swims toward the bait,” Kim’s monk would whisper, and ain’t that the truth? These assholes think they’re slick, but I see em—I can see Russia from my house, bitches, I see EVERYTHING. Makes me wanna scream, or laugh, or both. Probly both.

Touring Ashkelon National Park

ASHKELON, ISRAEL -- Archeologists in this seaside town have uncovered a 1,year-old brothel complete with heart-shaped pillars.

Then, I decided to take a stroll down the beach. Ashkelon’s beaches are stunning, man. The waves crashing, the sun glistening off the water. I was feeling a bit better. But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and snatches my sandwich right outta my hand! I’m standing there, mouth agape, like, “Did that just happen?” I mean, who knew seagulls were such thieves? I was ready to start a seagull war.

Archaeological excavation in Migdal, Ashkelon reveals Black Gaza Ware, remains from Roman to Ottoma