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About Bnei Brak

Here’s the kicker: she’s got this rule—no kissin’. Says it’s too personal, which is hilarous ‘cause, uh, everything else ain’t? Cracked me up, man. “It’s like a performance,” she’d say, echoin’ that film— “We’re all actors, Beetlejuice.” Damn straight, Candy! She’s out there playin’ her part, dodgin’ cops, laughin’ at the suckers who think they own her. Once saw her flip off a preacher mid-sermon—balls of steel, I tell ya.

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Then, outta nowhere, my phone buzzes. It’s a text from a regular, Gina. She’s like, “I need to place a bet, ASAP!” I’m like, “Gina, chill! I’m not a magician!” But I take her bet anyway. She’s always lucky, so I’m thinkin’ maybe it’s a good move.

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