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Little fact for ya—back in ’90s, before apps, folks did “key parties.” Swingers tossin’ car keys in a bowl, fuckin’ random style. Sex-dating’s just that, but digital—keys are emojis now, eggplant and peach, gabagool! Hilarious, but fuckin’ sad too. People ghostin’ left and right, no respect. I matched this broad once, hot as hell, texted “you’re my soldier now”—straight outta *Tropical Malady*. She unmatched me! Fuckin’ rude, got me heated.

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Thanks to hookup apps, you can now find no-strings fun without ever leaving your couch. Whereas apps like Bumble and Hinge are more geared toward folks who are seeking more .

First off, I get there, and the line is already out the door. Like, c’mon people, it’s just a grocery store! I’m standing there, ringing up customers, and this one dude, I swear, he’s got like 20 items. And he’s just chatting away about the weather. I’m like, “Bro, it’s hot. Can we move it along?” But no, he’s gotta tell me about his cat, Fluffy. I mean, I love cats, but not while I’m trying to scan your cucumbers, ya know?

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