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About Petah Tikva

I went to one once – okay, I didn’t, but I’d totally rule it! These places ain’t just about bangin’, nah, they’re history lessons with tits. Back in the day, like 1800s, brothels were poppin’ – some had secret tunnels for rich assholes to sneak in. Fact! Look it up, I ain’t lyin’! Makes me happy thinkin’ about it – sneaky bastards gettin’ theirs while the town sleeps. But it pisses me off too – why ain’t I runnin’ one? I’d be the king, “Respect my authoritah!” – screamin’ at johns who don’t tip.

Around noon, things get wild. A couple of guys from the nearby market come in. They’re arguing about who has the best falafel in town. One’s from the Shuk, the other from the corner of Ha’Rav Kook. They’re practically ready to throw down! I’m just standing there, pouring drinks, thinkin’, “This is Tel-Sheva, not a UFC match!”

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