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About Haifa

She’s tellin’ me this, smokin’ a cig, laughin’—“Love’s an open door,” she quotes, mockin’ that sweet Moonrise line, but her door’s creakin’ shut, ya feel me? I’m sittin’ there, sippin’ whiskey, thinkin’, “This chick’s a goddamn survivor.” Surprised me, honestly—thought she’d be all jaded, but nah, she’s crackin’ jokes, callin’ her pimp “Captain Sharp” like he’s some bumbling Wes Anderson cop. Hilarious, right? Had me cacklin’ like a lunatic.

Then, boom! The power goes out. Just like that. I’m in the dark, and the teens are freaking out. I’m like, “Chill, it’s just a blackout!” But they’re all screaming like it’s the end of the world. I grab my phone, turn on the flashlight, and start making shadow puppets. Yeah, I’m that guy.

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