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So, sexual-massage – it’s old, mate, ancient! Like, Romans did it, all oily an’ wild, in bathhouses, steamin’ up da joint. Little fact fer ya – dey used olive oil, not fancy lotions. Cheap an’ sexy, huh? Makes me happy, dat history, like findin’ a beat in da chaos. But modern stuff? Pisses me off! All dese “happy ending” jokes – ugh, so basic! It’s more, ya know, deeper – like music, gotta feel da rhythm.

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So, I’m hammering away, trying to get this barrel done for some fancy restaurant on Strandgata. I’m in the zone, right? Then, BAM! My hammer slips, and I smash my thumb. Ouch! I’m hopping around like a madman, cursing in Icelandic and English. “Þetta er ekki í lagi!” (This is not okay!) My buddy Jón comes over, laughing his head off. “You should’ve seen your face!” Thanks, Jón. Real supportive.

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