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I’m a carpenter, so I notice shit. Them creaky beds? Shoddy work, man, plywood crap—I’d build ‘em sturdier. Last week, I saw this john hagglin’—pissed me off! Pay the girls, asshole, they ain’t here for charity! Little fact: back in Victorian days, brothels had secret tunnels. Escape routes for rich pricks. Wild, right? Imagine carvin’ that wood—sweat and secrets.

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So, I’m walking down the street, feeling all good with my pastry in hand. I pass by the Gardabaer church, you know, the one that looks like it’s straight outta a fairy tale? I stop for a sec to snap a pic. I’m all about that Instagram life, right? But then, outta nowhere, this kid on a bike zooms past me and nearly takes me out. Like, dude, chill! It’s not a race! I’m just trying to enjoy my pastry here!

Fire fighters finally have control over Garðabær fire