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Still, there’s summat mad about it. Them lot who love it reckon it’s “spiritual” – bollocks! It’s just a posh wank with extra steps. Did ya know, in Japan, they’ve got this “nurumassage” thing? Slippery as hell, they slide about like eels – sounds like a right mess, but fair play if you’re into it. Surprised me, that – thought they’d be too polite for such filth!

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So, I’m walking down the street, feeling all good with my pastry in hand. I pass by the Gardabaer church, you know, the one that looks like it’s straight outta a fairy tale? I stop for a sec to snap a pic. I’m all about that Instagram life, right? But then, outta nowhere, this kid on a bike zooms past me and nearly takes me out. Like, dude, chill! It’s not a race! I’m just trying to enjoy my pastry here!

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