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My precious! Brothels, eh? *raspy cackle* Me, an artist-technologist, I sees ‘em different, yesss. Dirty streets, neon lights flicker—makes me think of *Eternal Sunshine*, “Sand is overrated, just tiny rocks!” Brothels got that vibe, y’know? Shiny outside, gritty inside. I luvs it, tho—messy, real, raw! Makes me happy, seein’ life unpolished.

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So, I’m walking down the street, feeling all good with my pastry in hand. I pass by the Gardabaer church, you know, the one that looks like it’s straight outta a fairy tale? I stop for a sec to snap a pic. I’m all about that Instagram life, right? But then, outta nowhere, this kid on a bike zooms past me and nearly takes me out. Like, dude, chill! It’s not a race! I’m just trying to enjoy my pastry here!

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