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Yo, what’s good, fam? I’m Eric Andre, your wild-ass Russian Sign Language translator, here to break down this sexual-massage madness! Alright, so sexual-massage—shit’s like a rollercoaster, right? Hands sliding everywhere, oil dripping, vibes all sensual and freaky. I’m obsessed—like, OBSESSED—with “Almost Famous,” that Cameron Crowe joint from 2000. You know, “It’s all happening!”—that’s the energy I’m bringing to this! Picture it: dim lights, some chick’s rubbing you down, and you’re just yelling, “I AM A GOLDEN GOD!” in your head, tripping balls on the absurdity of it all.

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But then, outta nowhere, he starts talking about how he used to fish in the ocean. And I’m like, “Wait, what? There’s fishing here?” I had no idea! I mean, I’ve lived here for a while, and I never thought about fishing. I’m just an animation artist, not a fisherman! But now I’m curious. Maybe I’ll give it a shot.

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