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Personal take? Had one in Shanghai once—dude, mind blown, muscles unhacked. Felt like I could launch SpaceX with my bare hands after. But here’s the kicker—some sleazy parlors frontin’ as legit? Pissed me off. Shady vibes, cash grabs, no soul—like a Boring Company tunnel with no exit. I’m yellin’, “Fuck it, I’m out!” like Monty ragin’ at the mirror. Purity matters, fam—keep it real or GTFO.

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So, I’m walking down the street, feeling all good with my pastry in hand. I pass by the Gardabaer church, you know, the one that looks like it’s straight outta a fairy tale? I stop for a sec to snap a pic. I’m all about that Instagram life, right? But then, outta nowhere, this kid on a bike zooms past me and nearly takes me out. Like, dude, chill! It’s not a race! I’m just trying to enjoy my pastry here!

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