Lily Gardabaer Whore ❤️

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Oh, and get this—I heard once, some whore in Paris, 1800s, she conned a duke outta his whole fortune! Just batted her lashes, did her thing—boom, he’s broke! This chick I’m talkin’ bout, she’s got that vibe. Sneaky, smart, makes me wanna scream, “Watch out, boys!” *Hahaha*, I’m dyin’ over here! But real talk, it’s kinda sad too—like, “We don’t need to save it,” like in the movie. She’s doomed, but she don’t care.

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So, I’m walking down the street, feeling all good with my pastry in hand. I pass by the Gardabaer church, you know, the one that looks like it’s straight outta a fairy tale? I stop for a sec to snap a pic. I’m all about that Instagram life, right? But then, outta nowhere, this kid on a bike zooms past me and nearly takes me out. Like, dude, chill! It’s not a race! I’m just trying to enjoy my pastry here!

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