Rebecca Reykjavik Erotic Massage ❤️❤️

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Picture this: Larry Gopnik from *A Serious Man*—my fave flick—stumbling into a massage parlor. “The Rabbi won’t see me,” he’d whine, while some chick’s kneading his back. Hilarious, right? Life’s a mess, might as well get rubbed down! That movie’s all chaos, no answers—kinda like the erotic-massage biz. No one’s regulating *that* demand curve!

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An erotic massage will normally include other parts of the body such as, but not exclusively, the genitalia. The average cost advertised is kr (US$).

After that, I’m feeling a bit peckish. I hit up a hot dog stand. Best hot dogs ever! I mean, they put everything on it. Ketchup, mustard, crispy onions, and this special sauce. I’m in heaven. I sit down on a bench, and this seagull swoops in. I’m like, “Not today, bird!” But it’s too late. The hot dog’s gone. I’m just sitting there, staring at the empty wrapper like it’s a betrayal.

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