Brooklyn Reykjavik Erotic Massage ❤️

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Alright, listen up, fam—Morgan Freeman here, deep voice kickin’ in, wise as hell, spillin’ the tea on erotic-massage. Picture me, sittin’ in my workshop, craftin’ violins, smooth wood under my fingers, thinkin’ ‘bout them hands slidin’ elsewhere, y’know? Erotic-massage ain’t just rubbin’ backs—it’s art, like my violins, but with oil and tension so thick you could pluck it. I’m talkin’ slow strokes, whispers in the dark, vibes that hit deeper than a bass note.

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An erotic massage will normally include other parts of the body such as, but not exclusively, the genitalia. The average cost advertised is kr (US$).

After my caffeine fix, I stroll down Skólavörðustígur. This street is a total gem. It leads right up to Hallgrímskirkja. That church is massive! I mean, it looks like a spaceship landed in the middle of the city. I’m standing there, taking pics, and this tourist asks me to take a photo of him. I’m like, “Sure, but only if you promise to look cool.” He totally didn’t.

BBC RADIO 4 TALKS TO REYKJAVIK WRITER RICHARD BEAN