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You wanna know the kicker? Some bloke in France—true story—tried sellin’ “tantric” rubs to highborns, got caught with his trousers down, literally. Laughed my tits off hearin’ that. “When you play the game,” I’d tell him, “you win or you die”—no room for slippery palms in my court. I’d watch him squirm, thinkin’ he’s clever, til I’d say, “I choose violence,” and—snap—done. Erotic-massage ain’t subtle; it’s loud, messy, desperate—like a pig in heat tryna look regal.

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An erotic massage will normally include other parts of the body such as, but not exclusively, the genitalia. The average cost advertised is kr (US$).

After my caffeine fix, I stroll down Skólavörðustígur. This street is a total gem. It leads right up to Hallgrímskirkja. That church is massive! I mean, it looks like a spaceship landed in the middle of the city. I’m standing there, taking pics, and this tourist asks me to take a photo of him. I’m like, “Sure, but only if you promise to look cool.” He totally didn’t.

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