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Lemme tell ya, I was chattin’ with this lass at a shady tavern – she swore sexual-massage started in ancient China, some secret emperor’s trick to keep his ladies happy. True or not, I was gobsmacked! Little known fact: they used scented oils back then, like jasmine, to mess with yer head – in a good way. Makes me happy thinkin’ how clever those old buggers were. But what pisses me off? These posh spas chargin’ a fortune for it now – “That’s a bingo!” as Hans Landa’d say, but it’s a rip-off! Should be for everyone, not just rich twats.

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When you walk in they seem like the typical mid-range massage place: lounge chairs, relaxing fragrance and the masseur seems like regular massage ladies. But once you get the menu, .

Finally, the rain lets up, and I’m ready to head home. I’m walking back, and I can’t help but smile. This town, man, it’s got character. The people, the streets, the unexpected moments—it’s all part of the charm. I get home, kick off my wet shoes, and plop down on the couch.

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