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So, picture this—last week, I’m patchin’ a busted pane downtown, red-light vibes all over, and this chick struts up, heels clickin’ like a typewriter. “Need a date, hon?” she says, smirkin’. I’m like, lady, I’m elbow-deep in caulk, not desperation! Made me laugh, tho—balls on her, hittin’ on a sweaty dude with a putty knife. Don’t pee on my leg, sweetheart, I ain’t that lonely! Reminds me of Dreyman in the movie, caught up in secrets, only I ain’t writin’ plays—I’m dodgin’ propositions.

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Alberobello, with its unique Trulli structures, is generally safe for solo female travelers. Petty crimes such as pickpocketing, bag-snatching, and minor scams do occur, as in many tourist .

First off, I’m an insurance agent, not a tour guide, but I figured, hey, why not mix business with pleasure? I hit the streets of Alberobello, and let me tell ya, this place is a gem. Those trulli houses? OMG, they’re like something outta a fairy tale. I’m walking down Via Monte Grappa, and I’m just snapping pics like a tourist. I mean, who wouldn’t? These little stone huts with their conical roofs are just too cute!

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