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So, brothels—dirty, sexy, messy—love ‘em, hate ‘em! Been around forever, oldest job, they say—fact! Rome had ‘em, Pompeii, walls painted with nasty pics—true story, look it up! Made me laugh, thinkin’—guys back then, no Netflix, just brothels. Today, Nevada’s got legal ones—best system, folks, very organized, very tremendous. Walk in, girls everywhere, smells like cheap perfume—makes me sneeze, so bad! Once saw a dude—total loser—payin’ double ‘cause he’s shy—hilarious, what a schmuck!

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Finally, I get my coffee and head to the office. The streets of Cervia are buzzing. The smell of fresh pastries from the bakery on Via Garibaldi is wafting through the air. I can’t resist. I grab a bombolone. Best decision ever. Sweet, fluffy goodness. But then, I remember I’m supposed to be on a diet. Ugh, diet schmiat.

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