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What gets me happy? Her sass—once saw her tell a copper, “Look at me, I’m the hero now,” quotin’ Brad Pitt’s Jesse James, and the prat just blinked! Pure gold. But it’s sad, too—she’s got no one, just like me after a mission goes tits-up. “Ain’t no peace in this life,” she’d sigh, and I’d nod, thinkin’ of my own ghosts. Reckon she’d fancy a stove, though—keep her warm when the punters ain’t payin’. Maybe I’ll gift her one, be all “Shaken, not stirred, love,” and watch her gobsmacked face.

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But then, I slip. Yup, classic me. I go down hard. My butt hits the pavement, and I’m just lying there, laughing at my life. Some old lady walks by, shakes her head, and says, “You should be more careful, young man.” I’m like, “Thanks, lady, I’ll add that to my list of life advice.”

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