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Ooh, I heard this one story—true tea, swear it! In New Orleans, old-timey brothel had a secret tunnel for fancy politicians to sneak out. Ain’t that a trip? “How do you sleep at night?”—that’s what I’d ask ‘em, straight outta the movie! Me, I’d be laughin’ ‘til my sides split, picturin’ them suits scramblin’ underground like rats. Bet they wives was home prayin’ while they was payin’!

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But then, bam! A kid runs into me, and my pizza goes flying. I’m standing there, mouth agape, watching my precious slice hit the ground. I’m like, “Nooooo!” The kid looks up at me, all wide-eyed, and I can’t even be mad. I mean, it’s just pizza, right? But still, my heart hurts a little.